Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Journalism 101 for Matt Lauer

All right, I'll admit to having a crush on Matt. Especially after seeing him without his shirt on. Nice abs, Matt. Too bad you spent all that time in the gym instead of in journalism class. Or perhaps with a gay man who could have prepped you for that interview.

First of all. Don't ask whether Larry Craig is gay or not. Of course he does not identify as gay. He's afraid of admitting to himself what he's been hiding for years.

Here's what Matt should have asked:

Have you ever had a sexual encounter with a man?

When was it? Did you ever receive or give oral sex with a man? Did you mutually masturbate with another man? Did you receive or give oral sex? Did you ....well you know where this is going.

With how many men, etc?

It's simple, Matt. Ask the right question.

Who cares if he thinks he's gay or not. He's obviously an idiot, and a liar. He's a Senator, for Chrissakes! If it walks like a duck.

Second big question for Matt to ask:

What do you mean by lifestyle? Cuz if you mean behavior, then you're busted, buddy. Because part of the lifestyle is having sex with other men.

How simple can it get?

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